Boobs and booze :o)

What can I say about Saturday night except I gave G a bit of an education into the world of Taz :o) Bro, M2 J-man, B and S3 were round and I decided that as bro and M2 are now engaged (whoooooo hooooo) we needed to celebrate a bit so I brought out the voddy :o) the tunage was cranked up and OMGG we giggled and gaffawd a lot. Bro then produced a bottle of Toffee sidekick and after the bottle was passed round a few times we were really in the mood to parrtay! so sent Bro, J-man n S3 to Tesco for more voddy as we had killed the first bottle. 5 minutes later I noticed fags were also needed so quick call to Bro and he was moaning he had to go back for the fags!!!! by this time we were really in the mood and me and G decided to embarrass Lodger by flashing boobs! this made Bro cringe a lot but hey.... he seen boobs before so he had to suffer :o)

A bit later in the day saw S2 and R joining the party, I ask R if it was OK for S3 to have a drinkypoos... OK he sez but only small ones! 'good job' sez I 'she already had a couple' this got laughs from everyone!

The more that was consumed the louder we got, Me, G and S2 also flashed a lot... well if you got it flaunt it right! I'm very proud of my cleavage... its all natural, although I had a heart attack when I went for a fitting to find I'm a 38F... I mean blimey!!!!

After a few drinkypoos we decided we needed a smoke, and by this I mean weed... J-man and Bro exhausted their contacts and in the end we managed to get some. It was down to R to make up the joints as he was the only one sober enough to roll em!!! the 2 joints were passed around and the group. By this point Lodger had gone to bed so we were down to 7... not that we noticed hahahaha

I think the joint was a step too far for me however, the smoke and booze got to my head and the world started to move! I was a bit gutted as we had become a bit lovey dovey and the group said how much we loved each other and there were lots of hugz n kisses being spread about! by this point I wasn't the only one who was feeling it a bit, M2 was falling asleep on the sofa and G was also starting to doze! so I called it a night and went to bed. I lay in bed trying to focus on the lampshade but the little bugger kept moving about, I then got the familiar feeling and only just made it to the toilet in time!!!!! It was then I decided it was time for a bath so jumped in a bubble bath with G nearby to make sure I was OK :o) Bath made me feel better and the lampshade was now stable :o) so it was time for sleeps!!!

I was bright and breezy at 7am, so bounding down the stairs I stuck the kettle on for the group as all bar S2 and R were asleep in my front room. (they went home to next door) Waking everyone up (has to be done) If Taz is awake everyone is awake hee hee I started to swap stories with bro.... 'I was a saint last nite' he sez, 'J-man n S3 were sick everywhere, but I have cleaned up as I know how fussy you are' 

I had a coffee and a rolly and I started to feel fuzzy.... I then put my head in my hands as I remembered that not only did I flash but I shared my milk.... spraying it over G and S2 hahahahaha well it has to be done lol. After laughing at every ones hangovers I felt better so got ready for my trip to Eastbourne... I was going to go back with G to spend half term :o)

We decided to stop at McD's and for 20 minutes I was a non-veggie as I tucked into a sausage and egg McMuffin... it had to be done as I was hungry and needed food in my belly and by goddess that was sex in a wrapper :o)

So now the antics have be shared with the world it is time to leave you and leave you thinking that I am truly bonkers

xXx